T-Shirt slogans

Of all the things I've lost....
I miss my mind the most!!!

Even god hates marriages!
He makes them in Heaven and sends the couple to Earth!

LOVE IS BLIND!
THATS WHY IT NEVER LOOKS AT ME!!!

WE WASTE 1/4TH OF OUR LIFE IN STUDIES,
JUST TO LEARN HOW TO WASTE THE REST 3/4TH!

Men are like commercials
there is no truth in what they say!

On the backside of the tee shirt of a guy riding motorcycle ...
"If u can read this, then the bitch behind me has fallen down "

I think I am wise
but people think other'wise' !

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Some cool one-liners

Nobody is perfect ..... and I'm nobody

I used to have open mind, but my brain kept falling.

I was born intelligent but education ruined me !!!

99% of the men in this world r handsome, the remaining 1% r in my college!

Every woman should get married at least once in her lifetime. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life..!

When money talks nobody checks the grammer !

GRAVITY IS A MYTH..... EARTH SUCKS !!!!

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Angel joke

A man was walking down the street,
When he heard a voice,
"Don't take a step forward
because a brick is going to fall".
The man didn't move and the brick fell in front of him.
Then he walked.
Again the voice, "Don't cross the road
because a car will hit you".
The man didn't move. A car came screeching and
almost missed him. Now he asked,
"Who are you?"
The voice replied,
"I"m your guardian angel"
The man asked, "If you are an angel,
then where were you idiot when i got married?!"

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WAVES

Waves are my inspiration.

Not because they rise and fall.

But because each time they fall,

They rise again!

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Friendship poem... cute one... I kept reading this again n again!

When you are alone, remember me. I'm waiting for you.
When you can't smile, trust me, I can make you laugh.
But when you are in a crowd of friends, remember, I'm alone!

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Sila pala definitions!!! ;)

BOSS:

Some one who is early when you are late and late when you are early!


LOVE:

Temporary illness curable by marriage with someother girl or boy!


CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!


DIVORCE:

Future tense of marriage!


LECTURE:

The art of transforming a conscious person to a subconscious state!


COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing the cake such that everyone believes he's got the biggest piece!


TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power!


YAWN:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!


EXPERIENCE:

The name men give to their mistakes!



BOYFRIEND: 

Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single!

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About this blog

This blog will contain articles from other sources... articles which i've read n i've enjoyed...... Hope u too enjoy them! :)

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