Sila pala definitions!!! ;)

BOSS:

Some one who is early when you are late and late when you are early!


LOVE:

Temporary illness curable by marriage with someother girl or boy!


CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!


DIVORCE:

Future tense of marriage!


LECTURE:

The art of transforming a conscious person to a subconscious state!


COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing the cake such that everyone believes he's got the biggest piece!


TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power!


YAWN:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!


EXPERIENCE:

The name men give to their mistakes!



BOYFRIEND: 

Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single!

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