| at 3:38 PM
| at 1:14 PM
The list places the Indians in the 3rd . It is due to the obvious reasons which include the way we carry tonnes of luggage(be it for 2days or 2yrs. of trip) , untidy table etiquettes, etc., Another surprising reason is also found. That is 'being loud'. Indians, be it in home or away, they speak loud in public .
One thing we indians should be proud of ourselves, is that, being well-developed and much civilised 'Britons are the rudest, meanest and worst' tourist and they made to top of the list.
Here are other ratings.
5th French, Norwegians, Swedes
17th Argentines, New Zealanders, Czechs, Finns
22nd Irish, Israelis
| at 12:54 PM
The question was: Would you please give ur honest opinion about the shortage of food in the rest of the world?!
The survey was a failure as
People in Africa didn't know wat "food" was
In China, they didn't know wat "opinion" was
Europeans didn't know wat "Shortage" was
Pak didn't know wat "honest" meant
Saudi Arabia didn't know wat "please" was
The Americans didn't know wat "The rest of the world" was!!!!
| at 12:52 PM
1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own
2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.
so choose the best place where you would shine..
3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...
4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it
5) When you are successful your well wishers know who you are
when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are
6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him/her
7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world
8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "
9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort
in your life makes all the difference
| at 12:44 PM
BOY : yes at last, it was so hard to wait!
GIRL : do you want me to leave?
BOY : No! don't even think about it
GIRL : Do you love me ?
BOY : of course! over and over
GIRL : Have you ever cheated on me?
BOY : No! why are you even asking?
GIRL : will you kiss me?
BOY : Every chance i get!
GIRL : Will you hit me?
BOY : Are you crazy? Im not that kind of person
GIRL : Can i trust you?
BOY : Yes
GIRL : Darling!
Simply read from the bottom to top.
| at 10:34 AM
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33 R ank )
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a
while and said,
"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
He was selected for IIM!
| at 9:57 AM
It is amazing that the amount of news that happens everyday in the world always just exactly fits the news paper
Don't worry if someone tells you that the world is gonna end today..... it's already tomorrow in Australia
Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee
Marriage is the relationship in which one person is always right and the other person is the husband
Smoking helps you lose weight, one lung at a time
| at 3:41 PM
Of all the things I've lost....
I miss my mind the most!!!
Even god hates marriages!
He makes them in Heaven and sends the couple to Earth!
LOVE IS BLIND!
THATS WHY IT NEVER LOOKS AT ME!!!
WE WASTE 1/4TH OF OUR LIFE IN STUDIES,
JUST TO LEARN HOW TO WASTE THE REST 3/4TH!
Men are like commercials
there is no truth in what they say!
On the backside of the tee shirt of a guy riding motorcycle ...
"If u can read this, then the bitch behind me has fallen down "
I think I am wise
but people think other'wise' !
| at 3:37 PM
Nobody is perfect ..... and I'm nobody
I used to have open mind, but my brain kept falling.
I was born intelligent but education ruined me !!!
99% of the men in this world r handsome, the remaining 1% r in my college!
Every woman should get married at least once in her lifetime. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life..!
When money talks nobody checks the grammer !
GRAVITY IS A MYTH..... EARTH SUCKS !!!!
| at 3:26 PM
A man was walking down the street,
When he heard a voice,
"Don't take a step forward
because a brick is going to fall".
The man didn't move and the brick fell in front of him.
Then he walked.
Again the voice, "Don't cross the road
because a car will hit you".
The man didn't move. A car came screeching and
almost missed him. Now he asked,
"Who are you?"
The voice replied,
"I"m your guardian angel"
The man asked, "If you are an angel,
then where were you idiot when i got married?!"
| at 3:20 PM
When you are alone, remember me. I'm waiting for you.
When you can't smile, trust me, I can make you laugh.
But when you are in a crowd of friends, remember, I'm alone!
| at 3:14 PM
Some one who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
Temporary illness curable by marriage with someother girl or boy!
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
Future tense of marriage!
The art of transforming a conscious person to a subconscious state!
The art of dividing the cake such that everyone believes he's got the biggest piece!
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power!
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!
The name men give to their mistakes!