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Smart Malayalee

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One of the candidate is our Kutty.


Bill Gates: Thank you for coming..
Those who do not know JAVA may leave.


2000 people leave the room.
Kutty says to himself,
'I do not know JAVA, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'


Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people may leave.


2000 people leave the room.
Kutty says to himself
'I never managed anybody by
myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
happen to me ?' So he stays.


Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.


500 people leave the room.
Kutty says to himself,
'I left school at 15, but what
have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.


Lastly,
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat
to leave.


498 people leave the room.
Kutty says to himself,
'I do not speak one word of
Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
has gone.


Bill Gates joined them and said
'Apparently you are the only
two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to
hear you have a conversation together in that
language.'


Calmly, Kutty turns to the other candidate and says


'Naatil Evidey ?'


The other candidate answers...


'Thrissur"

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A victim of chain mails!!!

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.


* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.


* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELL PHONE etc….

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...


* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any guy, no matter how hot he is, for fear that he will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

*
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE
:
If you do not send this Message to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will sit on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now......... ......... ...but who knows. So please forward.

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"True" Vegetarian

Each Friday night after work, Amir would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Amir, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Amir attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Muslim, and raised a Muslim, but now you are a Catholic."

Amir’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Amir's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Amir, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara, you are a potato and tomato"!

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