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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One of the candidate is our Kutty.


Bill Gates: Thank you for coming..
Those who do not know JAVA may leave.


2000 people leave the room.
Kutty says to himself,
'I do not know JAVA, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'


Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people may leave.


2000 people leave the room.
Kutty says to himself
'I never managed anybody by
myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
happen to me ?' So he stays.


Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.


500 people leave the room.
Kutty says to himself,
'I left school at 15, but what
have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.


Lastly,
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat
to leave.


498 people leave the room.
Kutty says to himself,
'I do not speak one word of
Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
has gone.


Bill Gates joined them and said
'Apparently you are the only
two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to
hear you have a conversation together in that
language.'


Calmly, Kutty turns to the other candidate and says


'Naatil Evidey ?'


The other candidate answers...


'Thrissur"

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