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IF MEN GOT PREGNANT
The world's worst tourists
The list places the Indians in the 3rd . It is due to the obvious reasons which include the way we carry tonnes of luggage(be it for 2days or 2yrs. of trip) , untidy table etiquettes, etc., Another surprising reason is also found. That is 'being loud'. Indians, be it in home or away, they speak loud in public .
One thing we indians should be proud of ourselves, is that, being well-developed and much civilised 'Britons are the rudest, meanest and worst' tourist and they made to top of the list.
Here are other ratings.
Best tourists
1st Germans
2nd Americans
3rd Japanese
4th Italians
5th French, Norwegians, Swedes
Worst tourists
17th Argentines, New Zealanders, Czechs, Finns
21st Indians
22nd Irish, Israelis
24th British
Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life!
1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own
2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.
so choose the best place where you would shine..
3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...
4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it
5) When you are successful your well wishers know who you are
when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are
6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him/her
7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world
8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "
9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort
in your life makes all the difference
In the News
I read in the newspaper that
sleeping a lot makes a person
lazy....
So let us decide not to
not to
not to
not to
not to read newspapers!!!!
Do you ever want to get married?!
BOY : yes at last, it was so hard to wait!
GIRL : do you want me to leave?
BOY : No! don't even think about it
GIRL : Do you love me ?
BOY : of course! over and over
GIRL : Have you ever cheated on me?
BOY : No! why are you even asking?
GIRL : will you kiss me?
BOY : Every chance i get!
GIRL : Will you hit me?
BOY : Are you crazy? Im not that kind of person
GIRL : Can i trust you?
BOY : Yes
GIRL : Darling!
Simply read from the bottom to top.
Difficult Questions and Intelligent Answers
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33 R ank )
______________________________
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a
while and said,
"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the
DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
Railway joke
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Tempting things
All tempting things in life are either...
ILLEGAL
BANNED
FATTENING
EXPENSIVE
or MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Sweet SMS
In a nursery school canteen, there was a basket of apples, with "Do not take more than one, God is watching!" written on it. A little far there was a box of chocolates, on which a child had written, "Take as much as you want, because the God is watching the apples!!!"
Some Funny Sayings
It is amazing that the amount of news that happens everyday in the world always just exactly fits the news paper
Don't worry if someone tells you that the world is gonna end today..... it's already tomorrow in Australia
Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee
Marriage is the relationship in which one person is always right and the other person is the husband
Smoking helps you lose weight, one lung at a time
