ECONOMICS

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid,
British for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by
the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the
blame on some nation with cows and say that that nation is a danger
to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab that nation's
cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,eat
once a month
and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge owners for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and
market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and
arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know economy.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country
and the other as the Leader of the Opposition.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

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3 comments:

Justin vijesh said...

finally u taught economics to a engi student lolz..
good post

Phoenix said...

He he he ;)

priya said...

very gud one....indeed......

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