Funny methods to trap a lion!!!

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.


Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily

Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.


Rajnikanth (Tamil Actor) Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.


Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !


Manirathnam (Tamil Director) Method:

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark

room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears.

The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.


Karan Johar (Hindi Director) Method:

Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!


Yash Chopra (Hindi Director)method:

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.


Govinda (Hindi Actor) method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.


Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.


George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!


Rahul Dravid s method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.

U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion becomes tired and surrenders


Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell them that you will upgrade it to Lion.



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1 comments:

priya said...

very funny.........

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