Sila pala definitions!!! ;)
BOSS:
Some one who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
LOVE:
Temporary illness curable by marriage with someother girl or boy!
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
DIVORCE:
Future tense of marriage!
LECTURE:
The art of transforming a conscious person to a subconscious state!
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing the cake such that everyone believes he's got the biggest piece!
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power!
YAWN:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes!
BOYFRIEND:
Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single!
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