Angel joke

A man was walking down the street,
When he heard a voice,
"Don't take a step forward
because a brick is going to fall".
The man didn't move and the brick fell in front of him.
Then he walked.
Again the voice, "Don't cross the road
because a car will hit you".
The man didn't move. A car came screeching and
almost missed him. Now he asked,
"Who are you?"
The voice replied,
"I"m your guardian angel"
The man asked, "If you are an angel,
then where were you idiot when i got married?!"

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