Some one who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
Temporary illness curable by marriage with someother girl or boy!
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
Future tense of marriage!
The art of transforming a conscious person to a subconscious state!
The art of dividing the cake such that everyone believes he's got the biggest piece!
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power!
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!
The name men give to their mistakes!