Some Funny Sayings

It is amazing that the amount of news that happens everyday in the world always just exactly fits the news paper

Don't worry if someone tells you that the world is gonna end today..... it's already tomorrow in Australia

Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee

Marriage is the relationship in which one person is always right and the other person is the husband

Smoking helps you lose weight, one lung at a time

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